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If I ruled the world…it would be a Bitter Place

If I ruled the world…it would be a Bitter Place

If I ruled the World...

If I ruled the World…

I was reading the post of a fellow blogger, Alanna, a couple of weeks ago and she wrote a short post about what she would do if she ruled the world. Of course, I thought it was a great idea for a post so I am stealing it because I don’t have any original thought. I thought it was appropriate to take over the world as it is kind of a bitter place, but not bitter enough. This…

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Hey Bitter Journal

Hey Bitter Journal (I’m not going to call you a dear, journal)

What’s up bro? Doing good? No? Yeah me either.  Life is pretty bitter these days.  All kinds of things are making me bitter lately.  As you should know my now, work sucks.  You know what is irritating? Besides everything? They expect me to show up and just start doing stuff.  Like where is the homework assignments that I was used to…

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Friday Slideday
Let Friday Slideday commence.

Let Friday Slideday commence.

 

I declare that it is officially Friday Slideday.  That means you are officially invited to slide down a notch whatever it is that you were doing today.  So, if you were at a slight 30% capacity on doing work this morning, slide that down a very comfortable and barely functioning 10%.  If you were wearing tuxedo wear for some odd reason today, slide down to…

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B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)

B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)

Bitter Advice for everyone.

Free Bitter Advice for those that don’t want it. But feel free to pay if you want it.

As you may know if you are savvy at looking at calendars and assessing the difference between days (What’s the difference between Monday and Tuesday again?), you would see that it is Thursday.  Since I am such an expert at being bitter, and some of my readers really struggle with being such, I thought I would…

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Collection bitterness
I was so good...until that one day.
Annnd my worst nightmare appears...

Annnd my worst nightmare appears…

On Sunday, as is tradition, we were watching some incredibly dull TLC/Home Improvement network/Discovery/Bio network show called Extreme Collections or something.  It was about this guy who meets with people that have large collections of things, anywhere from cars to trains to harmonica’s or baseball cards.  Most people on the show had collected an immense…

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Bitterly Bad Decision Monday

Bitterly Bad Decision Monday

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Worldwide Day of What are you talking about?

I make really bad decisions on a daily basis, but when given two days of “freedom” on the weekend there are even worse decisions made.  For instance, this weekend there was the whole sleepover thing that lead to me going to bed at 9:40 pm Friday (the life of an old year old.) This lead me to waking up on Saturday actually feeling a little less tired…

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The Bitter Realm Conclusion - The Lost Relics

The Bitter Realm Conclusion – The Lost Relics

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Cause the third part of the triquel is always the most disappointing.

Originally posted on Ben’s Bitter Blog:

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A nightmare of boredom. 

So as you probably don’t remember because it was all the way back in July (I know, a couple of months ago, how is anyone expected to remember that long ago?) I decided to join another realm because I was so sick of this one.  If you can’t…

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The Bitter Realm Part 2

The Bitter Realm Part 2

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Cause the sequel is always worse.

Originally posted on Ben’s Bitter Blog:

So, I did a post last week about leaving this realm and going to another because doing stuff in this realm is hard and I’m laaazy.  This is the continuation of that post, which bored and astounded no one.  If you want something to put you to sleep, read the first part right here.  If you want excitement and…

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The Bitter Realm Part 1

The Bitter Realm Part 1

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Cause I wanted to let you read all at once.

Originally posted on Ben’s Bitter Blog:

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I’m joining this realm soon.

After much contemplation (day dreaming at work) and coming to realization that I can’t stand anyone anymore, I have decided that I have had enough of this realm.  This earth has too much gravity (it’s always holding me down) and the trees (with their fancy…

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Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays

Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays

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Friday is now upon us…please spoil the ending.

If you have read the internet in the last few weeks, you know there is a new fad going around.  It involves movies, TV and Youtube videos.  For some reason, people get busy doing work, going to school functions like school curriculum night or shopping for food and other unimportant tasks.  Poor, sad, cleverly written shows and movies that have been…

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