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Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays

Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays

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Friday is now upon us…please spoil the ending.

If you have read the internet in the last few weeks, you know there is a new fad going around.  It involves movies, TV and Youtube videos.  For some reason, people get busy doing work, going to school functions like school curriculum night or shopping for food and other unimportant tasks.  Poor, sad, cleverly written shows and movies that have been…

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The Bitter Realm Conclusion - The Lost Relics

The Bitter Realm Conclusion – The Lost Relics

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A nightmare of boredom. 

So as you probably don’t remember because it was all the way back in July (I know, a couple of months ago, how is anyone expected to remember that long ago?) I decided to join another realm because I was so sick of this one.  If you can’t remember what was going on, I don’t blame you, because I don’t remember either.  Since that is the case, both you and I are going to…

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Guardians of the Bendramada Galaxy

Guardians of the Bendramada Galaxy

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Done saving the Galaxy, they turned their attention to less important matters.

I’m sure you’ve all seen the recent Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, which is about a small team of unlikely and really bitter idiotssuperheros that somehow come together AS A TEAM to save the Galaxy from getting destroyed by some random evil villain like person.  I figure if those idiots could save the ENTIRE…

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Monday Morning Bitterness

Just like everyone else, I just can’t believe the weekend is over and I have to return to the scene of the crime, I mean work.  If I have to be here, I might as well make all the of you miserable, by making a heavy sigh, Hhhhhhh, and rubbing my eyes, reh er reh er, leaning backward on my chair and rolling my eyes as if this is the worst thing ever, ughhhhhhhh, then putting a few bitter pictures…

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Jettisoned Bitter Friday Pictures

Jettisoned Bitter Friday Pictures

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Please…please…please.

Just the other day I realized that jettisoned is one of my favorite new words.  Probably because of what it means, or at least what I thought it meant.  I thought it was some general word about getting rid of something in your life to lighten your load.  But then I had to go to the stupid dictionary and found out it was more of a specific thing where jets or boats releasing…

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Some amount of reasons why swimming makes me bitter

Some amount of reasons why swimming makes me bitter

Breathe in that nice refreshing water.

Breathe in that nice refreshing water.

I spent a lot of time this summer swimming in pools.  We went from water parks with amusement park rides, to water parks with lazy rivers to a pool that just had a diving board.  Several of those times we ended up getting wet.  In fact, did you know that when you go swimming, water gets everywhere? In your hair, in your eyes(except when you wear goggles. …

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From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era

From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era

Let me just say this so you can be bitter at me.  The post you are going to read below (or not) was from almost a year ago.  I am both too lazy and also too busy to do something new today, so just deal with it.  Also, just so you know, most of you weren’t born (blog-wise) a year ago, so I’m about 1000% positive that like at least some of you have never read this one.  Also, just get over a repeat…

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Keep Calm and Remain Bitter

Keep Calm and Remain Bitter

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Just a reminder…

Oh..hey.  What’s up? Just a little reminder…whether your wi-fi isn’t working, your in-laws are in town, or your back hurts because you fell off your roof trying to take down your old satellite and a bear appeared along with a honeycomb of bees and scared the crap out of you…you should remain bitter.  Whether the bitterness is deep below the surface hiding underneath your bubbly…

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Smash Mouth Bitter Giftures

Smash Mouth Bitter Giftures

I like to break stuff.  Sometimes I do it unintentionally like when I step on my sunglasses or drop my Ipod, or accidentally break a window when I hit a baseball so far that it breaks windows two houses down.  Just kidding I suck at baseball, but I do break windows.  What is way more satisfying is breaking other people’s stuff.  I get an evil bitter chortle when I see an old baseball stadium blow…

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The Rise of the Blanket Fort

The Rise of the Blanket Fort

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A smaller version of the Basement in my dreams.

When I dream, I often dream big.  In the literal sense.  Back when I was in school, I would have these dreams about this ginormous school that had 8,000 classes and that would take a speed train just to get from one class to the other.  The lockers were the size of a house and the classrooms were the size of arenas.  I would also have recurring…

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